money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favourite colour.
|—||Anonymous (via bl-ossomed)|
"you can’t watch an entire tv series in one night"
|—||Vincent van Gogh (via wooden-folks)|
boy: Its like we finish each others sentences
IM SCREMAING I GOT BANNED AT CLUB PENGUIN FOR SAYING “GO FUK A CACTUS”
I can’t believe this
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just